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Comment by w-m

12 hours ago

Don't make fun of renowned author Dan Brown!

> Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no reason to be angry. After all, the famous writer had a new book coming out. But that was the problem. A new book meant an inevitable attack on the rich novelist by the wealthy wordsmith’s fiercest foes. The critics.

> Renowned author Dan Brown hated the critics. Ever since he had become one of the world’s top renowned authors they had made fun of him. They had mocked bestselling book The Da Vinci Code, successful novel Digital Fortress, popular tome Deception Point, money-spinning volume Angels & Demons and chart-topping work of narrative fiction The Lost Symbol.

> The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive. They said it was full of unnecessary tautology. They said his prose was swamped in a sea of mixed metaphors...

https://onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/dont-make-f...

I clicked on this link with one of my two index fingers and felt the joy of a person feeling enjoyment

Oh man this made me laugh out loud wheezing. Thank you!

> He reached for the telephone using one of his two hands

lol